Gerple
Gerple by Jack & Baeka July 30, 2008
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gerple
gerple by Justin Carr February 21, 2003
Gerple
Licking the eye gunk out of your partner's eye, then keeping on the tip of your tongue when french kissing them
Gerple by DeathsSong April 20, 2022
geoplex
A Melodic Drum and Bass as well as Dubstep artist from Australia. Geoplex uses FL Studio 20 and makes hella sick beats. He's currently commissioned by Last Abyss making the soundtrack to their game Space Pulse.
Gurple
A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.
Gurple by Wordstylez October 30, 2020
Gerflekteflugen
Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004
Gerpole
1.) Due to the high Polish-German intermarriage rate, the population of Gerpoles is expected to dramatically increase.
2.) It is not unusual for Poles to have German ancestry. This is why Poland is home to many Gerpoles.
2.) It is not unusual for Poles to have German ancestry. This is why Poland is home to many Gerpoles.
Gerpole by ThePolezilla October 14, 2011
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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