German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

German Pretzel by Random Hero April 20, 2004

German Pretzel Press 

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

German Pretzel Press by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

German Pretzel Press 

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

German Pretzel Press by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011