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Gerkling

“I still can't believe Todd went Gerkling without us.”
by Mr. Harry Tickles September 19, 2023
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Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
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Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
by coreyb March 23, 2005
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gerbling

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.
Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.
by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004
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Gerbling

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.
Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.
by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011
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Geekling

Both a noun (someone who is a member of Geeks of Gosport) and a verb (describing an activity, Such as Magic The Gathering or Munchkin)
"Your Such a Geekling"
by Mc. Bitchy August 30, 2014
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Geekling

both a noun (someone who isn't a fully grown geek but half way there) and a verb (describing a geekish activity, but one that wouldn't put muggles {= non-geeks} off)
1. I'll introduce you to all my geek friends and in a few weeks you'll be a geekling yourself

2. Q: The weather was fabulous all weekend, we spend all of Sunday on the beach... and you? A: *mumbled* err.. I was just geekling about ...
by JuxTheFirst October 7, 2008
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