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slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
Gerking by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
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The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005

gerbling 

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.
Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.
gerbling by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004

Gerbling 

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.
Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.
Gerbling by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011
Both a noun (someone who is a member of Geeks of Gosport) and a verb (describing an activity, Such as Magic The Gathering or Munchkin)
"Your Such a Geekling"
Geekling by Mc. Bitchy August 30, 2014
both a noun (someone who isn't a fully grown geek but half way there) and a verb (describing a geekish activity, but one that wouldn't put muggles {= non-geeks} off)
1. I'll introduce you to all my geek friends and in a few weeks you'll be a geekling yourself

2. Q: The weather was fabulous all weekend, we spend all of Sunday on the beach... and you? A: *mumbled* err.. I was just geekling about ...
Geekling by JuxTheFirst October 7, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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