Definitions by fjgsteff

Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.

Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."

Gerarded by fjgsteff November 12, 2019

Danish Offense 

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

Danish Offense by fjgsteff July 20, 2019