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Gooksnatch 

{verb} - To take or steal money and you intentionaly make up lies explaining that it was confiscated.
When Joe told me the police took my money,I knew right then and there,I was a victim of a gooksnatch.
Gooksnatch by urbandudeman February 26, 2009

Garsnatch 

To permanently delete photos or any other data from a computer or memory card.
I'm so pissed at Matt. He just Garsnatched our entire photo shoot!
Garsnatch by Danny McJohnson February 4, 2015

geostaching 

Participating in geocaching while sporting a moustache, real or fake.
The intrepid explorers took their GPS devices and moustache wax as they tracked hidden items and went geostaching.
geostaching by MrHteacher November 18, 2011

Gearsnatch 

It's a cock ulcer that you put your dork in, and feel comfortable in doing so.

Ex. Girlfriend, wife
My ex girlfriend was such a gearsnatch.
Gearsnatch by BaginaNonger666 December 7, 2016

goopsnatch 

Your grandma's lower bottom.
I took some of the medicine from my grandma's goopsnatch.
goopsnatch by MARCTOHPSM September 11, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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