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Georgia Southern University 

A 4-year university in Statesboro, Georgia. This is the real GSU. GSU is home to the GA Southern eagles, the fastest growing FCS football team in the nation.

The school is often the victim of abuse from 'students' from georgia state trash talk GA Southern because all the beautiful women come to the boro for school. GA State students tend to be angry weirdos due to the fact that they have to live and go to school in the slums of Atlanta sharing housing complexes with homeless people. While GA State kids spent Saturday night running around avoiding being hit by flying bullets and cars on the highway, GSU students are hard at work meeting the hottest girls and guys at local bars.

Although GSU students know how to have fun, there are many promient GSU alumni such as Daniel Cathy - President of chik-fil-a, Zach McLeroy - founder of Zaxby's, Hala Moddelmog - CEO of Arby's, Luke Bryan - country music singer as well as several PGA tour golfers.

GSU is the best damn school in the land.

Go Eagles!
"I go to Georgia southern University"
"I wish I was you"
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georgia southern university 

a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too
Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016