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Gentleman's Challenge 

A competition in which multiple teams of 3 members each compete to see which team can consume a 30 pack of beer, 3 grams of marijuana and a sheet pizza first. This competition is so called because after about an hour after the competition has begun, all teams are so high, drunk and full of pizza that nobody cares about who wins and just end up enjoying each others' company. As gentlemen (and gentlewomen) do.
Philip: "I must say, William. The participants of this year's Gentleman's Challenge are really in the spirit of the competition."

William: "Indeed, sir. It appears no one has given a single fuck about winning since the third blunt was rolled."

Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

Gentleman's Cane 

a man's genitalia, his penis, his dick, his cock. a more elegant way to discuss your member like gentlemen.
"My, that chap's gentleman's cane is exquisite"
"Are you ready to receive my gentleman's cane in your mouth?"

Gentleman's Cut 

When a man shaves his genitals in such a way that the balls and shaft are entirely hairless and the pelvic region is freshly trimmed to a short length. The idea of this grooming style is to maintain a gentlemanly status when a woman gives oral, as any areas her mouth may touch will be hairless, but the non-shaved pelvic area maintains a mature look.
I went down on him last night and he had a fresh gentleman's cut. I sucked him better than any woman had ever before.
Gentleman's Cut by Karl Kaufman December 3, 2022

the gentleman's choice 

if something or someone is a little better than other options available, thus making it only fit for someone of similar quality, a true gentleman.

gentleman's chode 

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.
"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"
gentleman's chode by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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