Gemba Walk

A 'Gemba Walk' consists of a gaggle or flange of managers, aimlessly walking around, whilst trying to suck off the director, with the aim of a pat on the back or promotion. It is a pointless passtime usually participated in by tossers or greeks.

Harry sucked the boss off whilst on a Gemba walk

Gemba Walk by Gemba King August 20, 2009

Gemba Walk

In Japanese, Gemba means "Real Place." Japanese detectives refer to the crime scene as the gemba. In America, it has become an over-used corporate style of management. These walks typically include bored and potentially overweight employees who walk aimlessly around the office in the middle of the day, hoping to work up the courage to make it to the vending machine before the end of the day.

On Fridays, Hans does Gemba walks around the office to appear productive and fit to his employees. His boss, Charles approves of his diligence and promoted him to supervisor.

Gemba Walk by CoolKid139939 June 23, 2017

Gemba Walk

Something important people do that serves no actual purpose but sounds like it accomplishes something. Commonly executed in order to avoid doing actual productive work.

Hey Aaron, you up for a quick Gemba walk? I’ve got all these quotes to work on but I’m just not feeling it right now.

Gemba Walk by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022