geizt

The perfect person, someone with the best personality and a humongous cock. They own all traits desired by mankind and are above everyone that has ever roamed the Earth.

Girl 1: So how was the date with Adam last night?

Girl 2: It was amazing! I can for sure say he’s a Geizt!

geizt by Daddy Sinclair June 26, 2021

geittered 

(adjective) To be under the influence of some type of stimulant or speed.

When Jordy pulled into Johnny's driveway Johnny could tell that Jordy was geittered and had been up for a day or so at least.

geittered by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2019

geiter 

Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.

BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.

geiter by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

Geist Glare 

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)

Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*

Geist Glare by magzillas July 2, 2011

Geizure 

Extremely intense G-spot orgasm that results in shaking and spastic jerking, reminiscent of an epileptic seizure.

Scott gives me awesome 2-finger Geizures without even touching my clit! Thank God he has a rubber sheet on his bed!

Geizure by Scott&Kerri March 1, 2009

geisted 

when someone bombards you with useless unending opinions and dialog.

he was geisted to the point that he was ready to puncture his eardrums to drown out the unending useless dialog from his traveling companion.

geisted by jakesmyth December 20, 2008

geitenneukers 

A word used by Theof Van Gogh to describe Islamists, as the Koran apparently condones bestiality

Those geitenneukers just blew up the London tube.

geitenneukers by professor wombat 2 July 30, 2005