geast

combination of a beast and a geek

After scouring the waiver wire for some holds that helped solidify my spot a top my fantasy league I realized I might be the biggest Geast of all time.

by tgrizzle2007 June 29, 2009

Geast

In which one is in a state of confusion or bewilder.

I was geasted) when she didn’t know the alphabet.

by Wanita December 23, 2019

Geast

Pronounced /dʒist/ "jeest."

Noun. A portmanteau of "G", and "Beast." Literally refers to a beast that is a G.

Verb. To beat down in a sexually dominant fashion.

Derivatives:
Adv. Geastily
Adj. Geastly

Dude, Auron is a geast!

He claims to never lose at this video game, but last week he was geasted into submission.

Did you see that fool faceplant? Geastly!

by grassmudhorse April 4, 2009

geast

a gay beast

Dude that guy mehdi is a geast.
Ohh yeah man he gives me the shivers!!
Muhhuhuhh

by the_pathan April 24, 2010

Gorbulous Geast

A person who has had their spine completely fucking mangled or removed in such a fashion that they are in a constant state of being in a place worse than death.

Yeah my grandma's life has been completely changed since she's become a Gorbulous Geast.

by Urban Gorbeast November 28, 2023

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021