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After scouring the waiver wire for some holds that helped solidify my spot a top my fantasy league I realized I might be the biggest Geast of all time.
geast by tgrizzle2007 June 29, 2009
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Geast
Pronounced /dʒist/ "jeest."
Noun. A portmanteau of "G", and "Beast." Literally refers to a beast that is a G.
Verb. To beat down in a sexually dominant fashion.
Derivatives:
Adv. Geastily
Adj. Geastly
Noun. A portmanteau of "G", and "Beast." Literally refers to a beast that is a G.
Verb. To beat down in a sexually dominant fashion.
Derivatives:
Adv. Geastily
Adj. Geastly
Dude, Auron is a geast!
He claims to never lose at this video game, but last week he was geasted into submission.
Did you see that fool faceplant? Geastly!
He claims to never lose at this video game, but last week he was geasted into submission.
Did you see that fool faceplant? Geastly!
Geast by grassmudhorse April 4, 2009
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geast by the_pathan April 24, 2010
Gorbulous Geast
A person who has had their spine completely fucking mangled or removed in such a fashion that they are in a constant state of being in a place worse than death.
Gorbulous Geast by Urban Gorbeast November 28, 2023
Neo-Gastonism
An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
Neo-Gastonist
A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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