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Is a Guy who is much in love with dog cookies and always eats too much of them.
He especially loves to drink water from the toilette.
He has a dog attitude.
Man Gazmend, you have really bad dog attitudes.
gazmend by Glumandasfriend January 3, 2017
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Gazmend is King
Gazmend: Hello

Girl:hello King
Gazmend by Boysonhorse10382 November 21, 2021
Gazmend is a guy that’s been heart broken and still is recovering.
Gazmend is a name.
Gazmend by Mmoii November 21, 2021
When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"
Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.
Gammend by Synfal February 22, 2009

gazmando 

a man who is a leader in his tribe/ household/ top of his class.
' you know why i got the job? ...because I am the gazmando'
gazmando by G.L September 10, 2008

Garmendia 

To be an (annoying) person or an (abugaboo) , also someone who is a jerk or asshole can be a Garmendia. Gar-men-dia
When I was chilling with my friends, Anthony was being a Garmendia

I can't be with a guy that's a Garmendia.

Gosh your nothing but a damn Garmendia.

Get up out my face with your Garmendia ass.

That's so Garmendia.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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