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Gayitus

Patient: He has gayitus? Whats that.
Doctor: see when you have gayitus it means you like men and you must get executed
by Someones Panda April 26, 2021
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Gayitis

u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read
Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner

Friend 2: u mean Jeff?

Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019
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galitus

n. The section of deli meat that extends beyond the bread in a sandwich. Galitus does not include cheese or other toppings on the sandwich and only includes sandwiches (not hamburgers, wraps, etc.)
I like to eat the galitus first then continue with the rest of the sandwich.

The galitus consisted of three different types of cold cuts.
by Ryan S./Cuyler H. November 17, 2009
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Gayitude

The extent or extremity of one's gayness.
Girl - It doesn't matter if we're alone together, he's gay.
Boy - Well maybe he's faking his gayitude!
by rubix_king September 19, 2010
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gayitism

Literally me! It means to be above beyond gay!
Wow! I am so gayitism! owo
by HAHA NO March 13, 2019
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Gayitude

the personality trait only acquired by a very classy, fabulous, and flamboyant homosexual male
Mikey is so fabulous and classy that he must have gayitude!
by Lebis October 4, 2008
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Gayitis

Gayitis is someone that is good looking. They’re either gay, or at least has gay features (high pitched voice, hangs with gays but is straight).

If the looks are appealing to women, gay men, and straight men who don’t want to be gay (pretty much everyone ); That means that they have Gayitis

How to stop, or avoid Gayitis. Spread rumors that harms the infector. So that people can hate the infector as a person.

Stay around people that fit your preferences. If you like someone who has Gayitis, you’re just Gay.
Another, but inefficient way is to avoid talking to the infector.

Another use for Gayitis is to insult someone as a joke.

Try using the first definition like “Wow he ACTUALLY has Gayitis” so not to confuse the 2 definitions.
“Wow that guy looks so good, I’m not gay but damn”

“He looks good, but I don’t swing that way

“Damn everyone thinks he looks good, I agree but I’m not gay

“Last one to there has Gayitis!”

“If you don’t do it, you have Gayitis”
by Migleadon March 26, 2022
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