Seemose dripose

When a man spontaneously and unexpectedly ejacuates on a woman uncontrollably to produce seemose dripose.
Man 1: bro what happened last night?
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch
Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
by Hangus-grapuss February 28, 2019
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Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.
Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.
by Hangus-grapuss March 05, 2019
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