Gay Snow 

When the amount of snow is not enough to support any matter or means of fun.

This is gay snow.

Gay Snow by angryparrot2 March 9, 2017

snow gay 

term referring to a day where the outside world is blanketed in snow and your county is the only one in the state not to close schools.

Mike: Wow, look how hard it's snowing! We're sure to get a snow day.
Jim: Dude, you know it's just going to be another snow gay.

snow gay by Cocoa Dave January 8, 2009

Snow Gay 

When two bros who are snowed in resort to acts of homosexuality as a means to pass the time.

Dirk didn't normally want to fondle men, but if snowed in for long enough he'd be Snow Gay for any of them.

Snow Gay by Dirk Woodly February 15, 2019