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Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:

1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements

Etc.

The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.

Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.

Person 1: No, they aren't ready.

Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.

*Chaos unfolds*
Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026
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Petty gay 

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Petty gay by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

Perty Gay Like That MKAY

When someone uses the term, "Perty Gay Like That, Mkay?", s/he is not in any way referring to a homosexual person. S/he is innocently pointing out that the person is acting perty gay. This is often confused with actually slandering someone for being gay.

perty gay 

Used in a sense of embarrassment. If someone is "perty gay" they are acting stupid or funny in some way. It's the kind of person you look at and say..."He perty gay!".
You perty gay like that Mkay?
perty gay by SaladTripp January 5, 2004

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026