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Gavelkind
The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Gavelkind by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021
Related Words
Gavelhand • Gaeland • Gapeland • gavelant • Gavelkind • Gamer Hands • game hand • give hands • Grave hand • gravel and grit
Gaeland
"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"
Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!
Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!
Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im
Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!
Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!
Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im
Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!
Gaeland by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005
Gapeland
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