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Gavelkind 

The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.

Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Gavelkind by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021
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"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"
Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!

Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!

Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im

Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!
Gaeland by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005

Gapeland 

The best name for gavlan. He's awesome.
Person 1: hello my name is gavlan.
Person 2: ow u mean gapeland cuz ur awesome
Gapeland by Freeder August 27, 2019

gavelant 

To journey around a wide area serving as a traveling magistrate just for da fun of it.
After retiring from a 40-year career on da probate-court bench, da Honorable Judge Smith spent his retirement years gavelanting about da state to provide a few days' worth of arbitration at different communities dat needed his services.
gavelant by QuacksO February 1, 2023