Gavelkind 

The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.

Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.

Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.

Gavelkind by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021

Gavelling 

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"

Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.

Gavelling by billn May 31, 2007

Gavelhand

A judgemental person

"Don't be such a gavelhand Gavin!" Courtney yelled.

Gavelhand by Muffed March 14, 2023