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Gash Browns 

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.
Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously
Gash Browns by Merkin Boy June 12, 2007

gash browns 

always front to back, don't want to be giving yourself gash browns
gash browns by impendin July 1, 2015

gash brownie

Gave myself a gash brownie
gash brownie by Kburstxx February 26, 2023