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Garrido 

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He’s kind of funny in group settings but when you’re one on one it’s hella scary. He says the n-word in front of your parents, invites you and 100 losers to every party. Allows big tall men to sleep on his couch. Thinks he’s buff but just has an inferiority complex.
What are you, fucking gay? -Garrido
Garrido by The Brosen June 11, 2018
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Jon garrido 

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a gay ass homo
jon garrido is a gay ass homo
Jon garrido by fredward ramos November 17, 2011
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Garrido • David Garrido • Elias Garrido • Jon garrido • Josh Garrido • Garrison • garrigo • "Garrison the conversation" • Gabridonien • Garrioch

David Garrido 

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A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO
David garrido
David Garrido by Yor d June 6, 2018
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Josh Garrido 

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He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"
Josh Garrido by joshgarrido April 13, 2020
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Elias Garrido 

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The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"
Elias Garrido by Slendervoid May 11, 2022
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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

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A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
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mr. garrison 

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gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007
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