He’s kind of funny in group settings but when you’re one on one it’s hella scary. He says the n-word in front of your parents, invites you and 100 losers to every party. Allows big tall men to sleep on his couch. Thinks he’s buff but just has an inferiority complex.
What are you, fucking gay? -Garrido
by The Brosen May 29, 2018
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A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO
by Yor d May 15, 2018
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He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"
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The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"
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