Garmpi

A person that would kick your ass in every sport or any type of competition and never agree to give you his hand after a lose.

He is like Garmpi when he plays with me, he bullies me all the way down)

Garmpi by GreekHoeSlayer7 May 31, 2020

Garminarnar

When something is cool or interesting

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”

Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

Garmlich Effect 

The law of physics that states that if
one girl screams for something, it will
make other girls scream, and then it
grows exponentially until all girls
within a five mile radius are screaming.

No girl really likes *NSYNC, but because of the Garmlich Effect, they all freak out when ever they're on the radio.

Garmlich Effect by Darth Sarah April 4, 2009

garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.

Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.

garsping by garspingman April 24, 2015

Garmin Farming 

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

Garmin Farming by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009