A derivative of the English language that is typed, text, or spoken without the need for correct spelling or a socially acceptable view towards other races or religion.

When I'm at a party or social function and I feel a fit of expression come on, I use Garfonics because ...why the fuck not??

Garfonics by Jerk Johnson January 27, 2016

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gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

gartonism by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

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Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.

Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...

Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008

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