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Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.
You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.
Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

garfunkeled 

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

Garfunkling 

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.
Garfunkling by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009

Garfunkeling 

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.
Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!
Garfunkeling by Heat3 March 1, 2009