Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.

Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick

Gareth Bale by Yidd December 1, 2010

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Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

Gareth Bale by Saltbender November 13, 2017

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The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

The Curse of Gareth Bale by Master_D October 22, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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