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Garbanzo beans 

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.
Garbanzo beans by Trentset May 29, 2008
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garbanzo beans 

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.
"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."
garbanzo beans by slurber November 3, 2015

Garbanzo beans 

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

garbanzo bean 

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.
This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice
Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants
dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

Garbanzo Bean 

A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea
A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.
I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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