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Gapingassitus
Chronic condition
in
which one's
anus is miraculously opened to
enormous
sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed
up my ass
, I think my cat
Mittens
was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call
Uncle Brian
.
by
ChronicPineapple
February 17, 2014
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