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The ugliest, most bitchiest bitch in the world. If you ever find one, make a 180 and never look back. For your own sake. You know a Gaohly if they whine about everything.
Ugh, Mary Sue is being such a Gaohly! She always talks shit about me!
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gashlycrumb tinies, the 

The 26 children who died in the book of the same title. often escoted by mr death.
The gashlycrumb tinies died horribly. Neville is a Gashlycrumb tiny.
V. The act of being so god-like that one cannot explain the "godlyness" with the term godly and must use the even more meaningful word Gohly. (Gohly, gohlying, gohlied)

N. To be great and 1337 above all other things that there is only one word to describe it with, Gohly. (Gohly, Gohlyness, Gohlier)

Term was born in 2005 and is still gaining popularity across the globe. Creators: Eddie B. and Eric B.
V. Hey what's up man? Nothing really just gohlying around.

N. Dude you just got all those girls numbers. Man, you are gohly!
Gohly by Masta E August 3, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026