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ganklebanker 

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.
I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.
ganklebanker by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005

danglebeans 

A term coined by YouTuber ninerlives referring to when a cat hangs it’s arms down, and incidentally, the paw pads- also known as ‘beans’. The first known example of this term was a video starring his cat, Snoop, with both front legs hanging off a cat tree.
That cat has a serious case of the danglebeans.
danglebeans by Anonymousdude13 September 5, 2022

ganklebanker 

Someone who spanks at get togethers and then presses the flesh to share his 'man lotion'.
It was high fives around the room after the Packers scored once again on the Bears. MrPack rushed from the washroom and snickered aloud while giving everybody a double high five, as he's quite the sneaky ganglebanker.

ganglestank 

wearing sandles and wanking in public places
your mums the example

gigglebeaner 

nickname describing a very giggly child, often small and short.
Come here gigglebeaner!
gigglebeaner by funktower April 15, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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