Gandak 

You are gand

He is such a gandak

Gandak by mariyayayaya January 23, 2022

Gandalf the cat 

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Gardak! 

Disposition to solitude; a feeling of depression resulting from being alone.

"Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? Ah yes. Gardak!"

Gardak! by Artie Kpipe March 29, 2010

Gandar 

A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!

James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!

Gandar by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021

Gandalf 

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

Gandalf by thricegreatart May 24, 2010