An incredibly rare and deadly disease that originates from the dark depths of owens dead trim, this disease gives the unfortunate occupant an uncontrollable cough and the need to tell the utter most shit jokes.
“Im so ill i cant stop coughing, i think im going to die if i dont get help”
“Woah man definitely sounds like galligitus”
“If it is i will slaughter that owen”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.