An incredibly rare and deadly disease that originates from the dark depths of owens dead trim, this disease gives the unfortunate occupant an uncontrollable cough and the need to tell the utter most shit jokes.
“Im so ill i cant stop coughing, i think im going to die if i dont get help”
“Woah man definitely sounds like galligitus”
“If it is i will slaughter that owen”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'