Gaking-off 

The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)

I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.

Gaking-off by MarkSummers4ever October 7, 2013

Gaking-Off 

To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.

"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".

Gaking-Off by Outcha November 2, 2023

gaying off 

Goofing off. Acting a fool, not taking the current situation serious.

Look at that nigga over there gaying off.

gaying off by Rae Roane January 25, 2006

gacking off 

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).

BOB: today i was gacking off

gacking off by chivorey March 26, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019