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Gaking-off 

The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)
I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.
Gaking-off by MarkSummers4ever October 7, 2013
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Gaking-Off 

To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.
"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".
Gaking-Off by Outcha November 2, 2023
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gaying off 

Goofing off. Acting a fool, not taking the current situation serious.
Look at that nigga over there gaying off.
gaying off by Rae Roane January 25, 2006

gacking off 

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).
BOB: today i was gacking off
gacking off by chivorey March 26, 2009
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026