a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?
*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.