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gaboed
When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.
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gatored
(adj.) - Used to describe one's level of inebriation.
There are several degrees at which one can be gatored :
embryo/fetal gatored - barely tipsy
baby gatored - relatively tipsy
gatored - drunk
papa gatored - relatively drunk
grandpa gatored - brownout to blackout drunk
great grandpa gatored - drunk to the point of heavy alcohol poisoning
jesus gatored - drunk to a point of death, but followed by resurrection (this level has not yet been reached)
The term originates from the campus of San Francisco State.
There are several degrees at which one can be gatored :
embryo/fetal gatored - barely tipsy
baby gatored - relatively tipsy
gatored - drunk
papa gatored - relatively drunk
grandpa gatored - brownout to blackout drunk
great grandpa gatored - drunk to the point of heavy alcohol poisoning
jesus gatored - drunk to a point of death, but followed by resurrection (this level has not yet been reached)
The term originates from the campus of San Francisco State.
John : Yo how was your night dude?
Bill : Fucking ridiculous man. I went to a rager and got so gatored that I ate shit trying to jump a trash can!
John : Noice!
Bill : Fucking ridiculous man. I went to a rager and got so gatored that I ate shit trying to jump a trash can!
John : Noice!
gatored by gatorednation November 21, 2010
Gatored Hoodie
When your foreskin gets stuck on a person's lip ring to the point that you need to be detached at a hospital.
Gatored Hoodie by Wil20 April 30, 2021
gatored down
gatored down by M-A-C March 5, 2008
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