gabored

to be extremely screwed for a midnight deadline

damn man... i've been gabored again

by pc August 25, 2003

gaboed

When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.

Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.

by Tomtay October 25, 2011

gatored

(adj.) - Used to describe one's level of inebriation.
There are several degrees at which one can be gatored :
embryo/fetal gatored - barely tipsy
baby gatored - relatively tipsy
gatored - drunk
papa gatored - relatively drunk
grandpa gatored - brownout to blackout drunk
great grandpa gatored - drunk to the point of heavy alcohol poisoning
jesus gatored - drunk to a point of death, but followed by resurrection (this level has not yet been reached)
The term originates from the campus of San Francisco State.

John : Yo how was your night dude?

Bill : Fucking ridiculous man. I went to a rager and got so gatored that I ate shit trying to jump a trash can!

John : Noice!

by gatorednation November 21, 2010

Gatored Hoodie

When your foreskin gets stuck on a person's lip ring to the point that you need to be detached at a hospital.

Please remove your lip ring, I do not want to get a gatored hoodie

by Wil20 April 30, 2021

GATORED

The act of being spied on via a computer. Getting a virus or spyware (does not need to be GAIN spyware) on your computer without your knowledge.

So I downloading pr0n off of Kazaa and I got gatored by spyware instead!

by Munden December 2, 2003

gatored down

To be dressed in alligator skin from head to toe.

Damn. Did you see Pimp C's new suit? He's gatored down!

by M-A-C March 5, 2008

gatored

When someone shoves a Gatorade bottle of any shape up your ass

"Dude, i so gatored him a minute ago!"

by Brock I. March 20, 2008