Gvidas
A big sexy Russian that is on steroids that will steal your bitches and fuck you up if you look at him wrong but is also the nicest person you'll meet
Gvidas by Tyrone Biggums December 20, 2016
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Gvidas
A gvidas is a man who is generally quite handsome but actually when you see his toes you will be frightened away. They are so long that if you tried to suck them they'd probably come out of your bum hole. Often says lame words like 'Yumsters' which makes everyone laugh but at least he will love you more than anyone else will.
girl: fuck, my digestive system is really whacko'd after last night
friend: you must have been hanging out with gvidas then
friend: you must have been hanging out with gvidas then
Gvidas by ploppyplop September 26, 2020
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guidasitis
Having an uncontrollable sexual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. The condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. Time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. Treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. There is no known cure.
guidasitis by DoctorTrax July 13, 2011
Guidassgardenism
The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.
(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.
Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.
Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.
Guidassgardenism by WAWA! November 9, 2009
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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2. Movie
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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