GUACDOG

Taking a shit on someone's chest, then vomiting on it.

I had the best experience of watching my fellow friend except a Guacdog.

by LOWLIFE October 13, 2006

Guatdog

When in Guatemala, you take a hot dog bun and put peanut butter on one side while jelly on the other. After you top it off with a banana in the middle as the dog,

I have nothing to eat other than a guatdog.

by GUATEMALALOVER January 14, 2026