by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010
When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.
by Double-O-Ben October 22, 2013
by BigDaddyD8126 May 14, 2020
A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."
Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
by enthusiast July 22, 2009
A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
by Webdebnyc February 19, 2012
1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).
2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
by HoFonix January 23, 2004
by shaquille f'real September 01, 2008