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green blood 

a metaphor for describing an excess of THC in your system. usually said after doing a lot of marijuana, or continuous usage of marijuana
"so you've gotten high everyday for the last passed two weeks?"
"YEAH BRO, I GOTS GREEN BLOOD"

DOCTOR: "Sir, i'm afraid to tell you that you have green blood"
MAN:"haha yeah, gettin' high errday buddy"
DOCTOR:"hook me up with some of that dank shit yo"
green blood by discidium December 30, 2010
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green dragon's blood 

Green dragon's blood is a substance brewed from moonshine and weed. it has the potential, if it's well made, to get you both high and drunk, or crunk, at the same time.
maaaan that green dragon's blood fucked us up.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004