GPUtard 

An asshole so consumed with GPUs, that this is all they ever talk about with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do it talk about the latest GPUs, he is such a GPUtard!

GPUtard by Klaatu9898 February 22, 2019

glutard 

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."

glutard by beardy51188 September 17, 2008

glutard 

One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.

A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)

A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)

A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.

True example:

Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"

Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."

The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.

glutard by SearchFHG November 13, 2014

gnutard

A subhuman that believes Linux cannot be without GNU and GCC. It also keeps insisting it's GNU/Linux, even though neither GNU nor the GCC are at all vital. The head and biggest gnutard is Richard Stallman, a very well know pedophile.

Ew, look at u/KasaneTeto_ being a gnutard.

gnutard by gnuhater April 7, 2022

Glutarded 

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

Glutarded by DankGod420 March 31, 2019

glutardish 

One who eats a gluten free diet, not because they have celiac disease or a gluten sensitivity but because they heard they can lose weight.

One who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)

One who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, Munchhausen, aka annoying)

Terry: Hey biatch, what be up? You look fantabulous! Whatcha been doin'?

Christina: Ives been gluten free. Ives lost me some hella lbs!

Terry: Damn girl, you don't effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. You's can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of shit that can give you things like sugar diabetes. Gluten free ain't healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.

Christina: Um, okay but when I go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. I gets my way and I am loosing weight.

Terry: Oh hells no! Damn girl, you is glutardish.

glutardish by psychnp March 10, 2011

glutard 

A term that apparently means "one who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten," except that isn't how celiac disease or gluten intolerance actually works.

"I'm going to upvote this definition for glutard even though I have no understanding of the difference between an allergy, gluten intolerance and lactose intolerance. I just find people with life-threatening illnesses funny and slightly irritating."

glutard by thegreatglutard May 24, 2013