Goyette

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Colloquially used to describe 16-18 year old males who sport a Beiber-esque hairstyle, however also posesses many non-Beiber interests including death metal, airsoft or other military simulation hobbies, as well as summoning the Dark Lord Kalunian.

A: Hey, who is that new guy? I can hear his death metal from here.
B: Some new Goyette who just moved to town. Everybody gives him shit for his Beiber-do.

Goyette by Raequan35 June 24, 2011

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Goyette

A fat white chubby garbage human who beats his colossal gorilla chode to very black starving Africans.

Wow Goyette is a pedophile.

Goyette by TheTabor April 22, 2018

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Goyette • Crystal Goyette • David Goyette • meena goyette • godette • goettemoeller • Gogette • Golette • Guyette • Go-getter

GOYETTE

Przeahurposephalitis
a sentence:It was evident that Crystal(crittle)had gonorrheaherposephalitis from the green oze stains in her underwear and down her legs in the oder gaged me so bad I power puked blood out of my ulcer

Her pacifulitis is what most gutters let's have dripping out of their vaginas when they've had a hard night's work and a back alley of some inner city scum hole
Goyette frech for: gonorrheaherposephalitis

GOYETTE by Sunny Gunn March 9, 2022

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David Goyette

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!

David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

David Goyette by Lexi Mollison June 5, 2013

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meena goyette

A black curly haired girl who has dark skin and brown eyes. She’s nice and smells of flowers. She likes rap music like bodak yellow and she has a dog named charley da poop

Hi Meena goyette you seem nice!

meena goyette by Treehugger22 November 5, 2017

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Crystal Goyette

French for gonorrhea

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette

Crystal Goyette by C Goyette May 12, 2023

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Golette

A family of people that are hilarious and kind when it comes to others around them . They never give up.Mostly the females in the family, they are sensitive yet fierce. A Golette always help when someone is in need even when they are broke The family cannot ever break up but they will break into laughter! 😉

"Man I wish I was with those Golettes they are the best!"

Golette by reading-is-needing December 21, 2016

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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