GOMPTER 

A very large insectusually of the flying variety.
A big ass bug.

Whoh...thats a gompter!

GOMPTER by DAPHNE KERSEY October 19, 2004

gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

gompertz by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

swamp gomper 

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

swamp gomper by master chubs October 29, 2020

gomperlicious

(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.

"The way you walk your dog is gomperlicious!"

"Damn girl, you is gomperlicious!"

"You think my tractor is gomperlicious."

gomperlicious by Fuzzy December 27, 2004

gomper 

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

gomper by Uncle Che November 11, 2008

Gomper 

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

Gomper by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Gomper 

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

Gomper by jumbypah December 15, 2009