One-eyed Goat

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.

Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."

by Brozo The Clown September 26, 2010

one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

by igmyog03 March 4, 2009

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

GOAT-EYED

High AF

That bowl left him looking goat-eyed

by DownsAZfuk September 30, 2022

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp May 31, 2016