GOAT-EYED 

High AF

That bowl left him looking goat-eyed

GOAT-EYED by DownsAZfuk September 30, 2022

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

goat eyed high by scootertramp May 31, 2016

One-eyed Goat 

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.

Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."

One-eyed Goat by Brozo The Clown September 26, 2010

one eyed goat 

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

one eyed goat by igmyog03 March 4, 2009

polish the one eyed goat 

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

polish the one eyed goat by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Goateyed 

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

Goateyed by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

Goateyed 

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

Goateyed by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011