polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

phoondart

An indigenous people group located on an island off Australia that lives off sucking farts out of dead seagulls assholes. Typically used as an insult towards an individual.

Hey remember that phoondart Jeremy, yea, that dudes a real piece of work.

by Sparky870 December 23, 2023