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Gluck Gluck

The Sound a woman does, when she``s deepthroating
Male: "Yeah, suck on that! Go deep!"
Female: "Gluck gluck gluck!"
Gluck Gluck by Anon187781 January 13, 2009
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gluck gluck

When you pour a drink from a bottle (typically an alcohol bottle), and you pour so much of the alcohol that it makes the sound "gluck gluck gluck."
Stanley was making himself a vodka tonic drink, and he said, "this is going to be really strong. I didn't stop until I heard at least five gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck's."
gluck gluck by hayliejeaux03 January 14, 2017

Gluck gluck

"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

Gluck Gluck

From the Podcast/Show "Call Her Daddy" Means when a chick is down to suck your cock. I mean if you didn't know that then your a dumb ass cock sucker A.K.a "Gluck Gluck". So if you need more help with definitions go and follow --> @CaptivateByAlek & @FullsendAlek for help.
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Gluck Gluck by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019

Gluck Gluck

John:"gluck gluck?"

Steve: *gives John a cigarette*
Gluck Gluck by TRCE July 28, 2024

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ 

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

gluck gluck 3000 

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”
“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night
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