Means GL-A-SS, stands for "Good Luck And SucceSs". Short abbreviation for wishing the best outcome for any future activity. Alternative version— "GL&S".
Slang term for high purity methamphetamine. According to DEA reffers to any product wiyh [85% or higher purity. In real street usage reffers to any product with a clear crystalline appearance.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.