GELF

Genetically Engineered Life Form. Gelfs are all that remain of humanity after we render ourselves extinct in the far future, but we leave cultures of mix-matched animals on terraformed planets. Created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor in the TV show and books of Red Dwarf.

Lister: We've got to shake it. What's over there?
Kryten: Gelf Space.
Lister: It'll never follow us in there.
Rimmer: No because Glefs are untrustworthy dangerous savages, it would be insane.

by Wingy December 12, 2005

gelf

a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny sentences.

"You are a flipping gelf"
" I heard you gelfed that girl last night"
"OMG i just gelfed in my pants"
"My girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf"

by Matt Thoggy August 17, 2007

gelf

a mythical elven creature which follows you around and is essentially a part of you

sometimes I just want to kill my gelf

I love to play with my gelf

by Kouji March 02, 2008

gelf

Guy Everybody Likes Friend. Commonly used by drunken party-goers on the London Underground.

Due to his friendly nature, that one definitely looks like a gelf.

by Gordan Brown October 28, 2009

Gelf

A Gay Elf

You are such a Gelf

by Chobits December 25, 2019

gelf

an efeminate short guy

Nathan Lane is a gelf

by Johnny A April 21, 2003

gelf

a girlfriend (see the example below).

Oh my gawd. His gelf is a crack whore.

by Johnni December 15, 2006