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Its basically a guy that is a jackass.
He is very mean to the opposite sex,
and thinks he is all that.
He likes to make all girls feel ugly.
And doesn't like to talk to girls he thinks are ugly.
He makes fun of almost everyone.
And thinks hes cool around his guy friends,
but really not a lot of people like him.
And thinks that telber or other bad words are a cool thing to call girls.
Basically every girls nightmare.
Stacy- "Hey Tyler, whats up?"
Tyler- "Get the hell away from me you telber."
Stacy- "You're such a gelferb, no wonder most girls don't talk to you."
Gelferb by Casey McKinsley March 1, 2008
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Lucy Gelderbloem 

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.
Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.
Lucy Gelderbloem by Qwwetg March 23, 2020
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Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends
stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)
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