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Its basically a guy that is a jackass.
He is very mean to the opposite sex,
and thinks he is all that.
He likes to make all girls feel ugly.
And doesn't like to talk to girls he thinks are ugly.
He makes fun of almost everyone.
And thinks hes cool around his guy friends,
but really not a lot of people like him.
And thinks that telber or other bad words are a cool thing to call girls.
Basically every girls nightmare.
Stacy- "Hey Tyler, whats up?"
Tyler- "Get the hell away from me you telber."
Stacy- "You're such a gelferb, no wonder most girls don't talk to you."
Gelferb by Casey McKinsley March 1, 2008
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Lucy Gelderbloem 

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.
Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.
Lucy Gelderbloem by Qwwetg March 23, 2020
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Max Gelfer 

Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends
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Max Gelfer by playfulpilly November 23, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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