Definitions by Kouji

gelf 

a mythical elven creature which follows you around and is essentially a part of you

sometimes I just want to kill my gelf

I love to play with my gelf

gelf by Kouji March 2, 2008

shomp 

to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened

me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.

you: what where i'm standing?

me: SHOMP! still got it.

shomp by Kouji March 2, 2008