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Flabber-Gassed-It 

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.
Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

Gashed it 

When someone "fucked it", meaning got absolutely pished. Or meaning done something wrong as in "fucked it up".
"Kara you were pished last night weren't you?"
"Aye I gashed it"
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" Wtf did u do to that car"
"I gashed it"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008