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Gwash is the definition of being a type of weird. When someone calls you gwash it is a way of telling you that whatever you did was unique in a weird way.

Being gwash can sometimes be a good thing, but not always. If you say something that is like a really bad pun then you may be called gwash. Or if you act weirdly you can be called gwash. The only time it may be a good thing is if what you are doing is funny, or what you have said is funny.
Dude that joke was terrible, did you make that yourself? You are so gwash.

Don’t be gwash.

The pose you just pulled was so gwash (hahaha)

The gwashness of your joke was terrible
Gwash by Zimbogirl September 11, 2018
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A person, place or thing that is uncool, unpopular, lame or just disliked.
Jerry is gwash, I ain't fucking with him no more.

Your mom's house is gwash let's go to mine.

Your gwash

Your dank is gwash
Gwash by LuckyFuvka November 19, 2019

Gwashism 

Gwashism (or in slang terms 'Gwash') is a somewhat polytheistic religion based on the concept that most of the worlds problems come from religion.

The teachings of Gwash state that all humans should treat each other equally regardless of skin color, sexuality, or even religion.

Gwashism is often debated whether its a group or a religion, considering that people who do convert to Gwashism are asked politely to keep their belief in their deity (if they have a belief in a god at all) to themselves in order to avoid conflict. With Gwash you have the freedom to believe in any god you want, or even not believe in one, and practice any other religion you want.

Gwashism is mainly about being able to communicate fairly with all other people and learning to accept the fact that everyone has a different opinion and sometimes they won't agree.
1.) Jon: Ugh. I just can't fit in.

Mary: You should get into Gwashism then.

2.) Randy: My religion is Christianity! Gays are bad! God is good!

Mark: Well my religion is Gwashism, everyone is good in a way, and so is the god that I believe in.
Gwashism by Gustafer October 21, 2009
An evil female gigantic mushroom that lives under the earth and comes out in Spring to terrorize the humans. They move by bouncing.
Nina: Ahh! The evil gwashka is smashing my house!
Gwashka by yermomwuzhurr December 19, 2010
1. All of the universe combined with one word which can simply define all and all that shall be. Close cousin of the number 42 . Can be used in any event whatever the situation may be, and for any answer will be perfectly acceptable.

2. A philosophical group of people with no actual solid belief or reason (referred to as ''Gwashites''). Can be used as a bullshit answer to what your beliefs actually are if you feel like keeping them to yourself.
1. As angels descended from heaven to deliver fresh pecan pies to a trapeze of anthropomorphic hawaiian shirts, Bobby could only utter one word. ''Gwash''.

2. When asking Janice if she was strictly Jewish she unhesitatingly told me she was Gwash.
Gwash by GforGus October 25, 2010
Gareth shot his load into the gwat thus creating a gwash.
gwash by Gareth Ian Jones October 24, 2006
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