Weight strategically gained in order to protect vital organs and muscle for when the occasional fight may arise. Some may claim this is an excuse for being overweight, this is when you explain and flaunt your impressive natural protective padding.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you beat that heavy guy's ass yesterday?
Bob: Hell no Jim! He had Karate Fat! My attacks were useless!
Jim: Karate Fat? That cunning fatass.
Bob: Hell no Jim! He had Karate Fat! My attacks were useless!
Jim: Karate Fat? That cunning fatass.
by G-Wash August 05, 2008
Benjamin Franklin: G Wash. What the fuck up.
George Washington: Aww shit... It's the motherfucking Franklin. Come hit this shit, nigger.
Benjamin Franklin: (exhaling) Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.
George Washington: (exhaling) Wisdom.
George Washington: Aww shit... It's the motherfucking Franklin. Come hit this shit, nigger.
Benjamin Franklin: (exhaling) Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.
George Washington: (exhaling) Wisdom.
by G-Wash August 05, 2008